Management Returns From The Islands!

Due to the new AFFORDABLE healthcare act, the management of the publishing house has been able to afford a lavish and much needed vacation in the close, but not THAT close Bahamas. As those of us business owners know, the new AFFORDABLE healthcare act implemented new regulations that require us to take a long hard look at both those employees who have no health care and those who we provide healthcare. Our staff of forensic accountants working closely with H and R Block came up with an amazing play that when implemented has raised our profits to the extent we could hand out vacation bonuses to all those in management! The plan was both ingenious and so so simple. Here it is, and no we don't "own" the plan so those who want to implement it are free to do so. On the last day of May we fired everyone in our publishing house with the exception of the son of our founder and his bride of three weeks. Yes every Swinging Richard and Swinging Ronda was tossed to the street with no severance. It was a hard move at first but when we explained the hard facts of how we had no other choice due to the AFFORDABLE healthcare act only a few acts of violence were reported. Included are a few of the thousands of pictures we took of our what we are now calling our AFFORDABLE healthcare Retreat!

WE HAD PLENTY TO SPEND!

DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!

FIRST VIEW OF THE ISLAND FROM OUR PRIVATE affordable now JET!

STEPS AWAY FROM OUR affordable BEACH FRONT Bungalow

We are on our summer schedule!

WELCOME! June 10th 2014...long time no see. I had no idea when the scribes/publishing minions posted last because most of them are spending the summer in Barbados working at a very small independent rum distillery. The only staff members summering here in the building are our photographer Flash and his 88 year old mother who is doubling as a proof reader and parking lot attendant. On weekends she conducts tours of the compound that includes visits to the trophy/award wing, the writers hall of fame hall, the legendary nine foot tall locker filled with legal pads and sharpies and culminating in the horse/mule barn where included in the admission price is a very large vegetarian barbeque lunch. That said, we shall press on until fall when we are back to full staff. Flash will be submitting summer pictures, his mother will actually create copy to accompany them and naturally our promotion department will have full details of our monthly three dollar giveaways. We do appreciate your interest and hope to hear from you in our comment section.