Turkey DAY

NO snappy pictures until after tomorrow, sorry.

Martha Steward had a great way to cook a turkey yesterday on her show (I have NO life) and it involved wine! Woman said to get some cheese cloth (is that what a cheese uses to take a shower with?) and soak it in wine! OK, I know the old fish joke..."and then you throw away the fish and eat the board" but there is more to this! Then you put the cheese cloth (ya know that even sounds nasty!) over the bird and every 15 minutes you take a Baster (don't EVEN go there) and squirt the wine on the thing till it is an hour away from touch down. That final hour you just start splashing the wine right on the bird (the C Cloth has now been removed and is deep in the back yard behing fought over by the Bumpus Hounds) until you pull it out. Two other things, use an entire bottle of wine, add two sticks of butter, a pinch of salt and pepper and warm it up before you soak the Cloth of cheese. Also put the turkey in the oven FEET FIRST, then an hour before you birth the sucker you take it out and reverse it. Not a clue why? OK, that's it, have fun and if you know where they sell CHEESE cloth let me know!