Friday, May 12, 2006

GAS PROBLEM SOLVED







My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal
immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal
immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions
proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have
elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and
illegal immigrant problem: I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.
They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.

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