Monday 10-16-06

If you wanta ramble over to the media report http://walker-mediareport.blogspot.com
there is a story about our local number two TV news station becoming number three.
Also today is income tax day for those of us who played the extension game, I know it is the 15th but that fell on a Sunday so we get a pardon!

I bet this has been around the net a ton of times but some of them are kinda true!
Have a big MONDAY!


PONDER ON THESE SAYINGS:
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that
most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you
are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is
to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for
anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble
down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days
no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever
comes out?"
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the
bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed
if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?