It was SO COLD THIS MORNING...

IT WAS SO COLD THIS MORNING:
It was so cold...hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!

we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords

the beagles had to put jumper cables on the rabbits!

terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!

the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!

Pamela Anderson was downgraded from "hot" to "tepid".

we had to push the house down the street to jump-start the furnace!

everyone wanted to make antifreeze - so we hid her woolly pajamas!

a man stumbled into the coffee shop and yelled "Perk me!"

I tried to take the garbage out - but it didn't want to go!