NOT the road to Brokebutt Mountain

This is not the road to Brokehole Mountain, although many who have seen the movie believe it is. First if you will look closely this is NOT sheep country and second there are no beauty
parlors or rest stop men's rooms anywhere in sight!
If you have yet to see the movie, Brokeit Mountain, you might just hold off and hang around for the spin offs. Here is a small list of those in production at this time.
PRANCES WITH WOLVES
JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON
THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE
PAINT YOUR FAG ON
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
THE WILD BRUNCH
HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
VERY RAW HIDE
LONESOME DOUG
THE HOARSE SOLDIERS
DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN
MCCABE AND MR. MILLER
HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
BAREBACK MOUNTING
BONE-NANZA
DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS
HOME ON THE RANGER
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WEEK ONE> · Beans > · Bacon > · Coffee > · Whiskey > >

WEEK TWO> · Beans > · Ham > · Coffee > · Whiskey > >


WEEK THREE> · Beans al fresca > · Thin-sliced Bacon > · Hazelnut Coffee > · Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin > · K-Y gel > >

WEEK FOUR> · Beans en salade > · Pancetta > · Coffee (espresso grind) > · 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay > · 2 tubes K-Y gel > >

WEEK FIVE> · Fresh Fava beans > · Jasmine rice > · Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced > · Medallions of veal > · Porcini mushrooms > · 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream > · 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long > · 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve) > · 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide > >

WEEK SIX> · Yukon Gold potatoes > · Heavy whipping cream > · Asparagus (very thin) > · Organic Eggs > · Spanish Lemons > · Gruyere cheese (well aged) > · Crushed Walnuts > · Arugula > · Clarified Butter > · Extra Virgin Olive oil > · Pure Balsamic vinegar > · 6 yards white silk organdy > · 6 yards pale ivory taffeta > · 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve > · Large tin Crisco > >