THE APPOINTMENT
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared anoffice with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled withPatients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that theReceptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo Wrestler.He gave her his name.In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAMEHERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGEOPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
The Elderly man walked into his local drugstoreand asked his pharmacist for Viagra.The pharmacist asked, "How many?"The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." he explained.The pharmacist said, "That is too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."The old fellow said, "Oh, I am eighty-five years old and I don't even think about sex anymore.
"Then why the Viagra" His pharmiacist asked? To which he replied"I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the jud ge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, " What is it? " The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
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