CHURCH QUESTION!

> How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

>> Charismatic : Only 1> Hands are already in the air.
>> Pentecostal : 10> One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
>> Presbyterians : None> Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
>> Roman Catholic : None !> Candles only.
>> Baptists : At least 15.> One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change> and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken .
>> Episcopalians: 3> One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about> how m! uch better the old one was.
>> Mormons : 5> One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
>> Unitarians :> We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need> for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that> light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a> modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which> we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including> incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are> equally valid paths to luminescence.
>> Methodists : Undetermined> Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved.> You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of> your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
>> Nazarene : 6> One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting> policy.
>> Lutherans: None> Lutherans don't believe in change.
>> Amish :> What's a light bulb?