Just got some good THOUGHTS
1) "If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators > would> be dead."> -Johnny Carson>
2) "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."> -Paul Rodriguez>
3) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and> that's the law."> -Jerry Seinfeld>
4) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you> have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.> What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"> -Warren Hutcherson>
5) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."> -Oscar Wilde>
6) "Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress...> But I repeat myself."> -Mark Twain>
7) "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least> they can find Afghanistan."> -A. Whitney Brown>
8) "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a> look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"> -Dave Barry>
9) Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was > taken.> -Unknown, presumed deceased
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