"You know what they say, if Dick Cheney comes out of his hole and shoots an old man in the face, six more weeks of winter"When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher. No, the other guy!"
I’d rather hunt with Dick Cheney
than take a drive with Ted Kennedy.
"Honestly, I don't know what all of the fuss is about. What's more American than shooting your hunting buddy in the ass?"
"It's part of the president's new Social Security plan. Once you hit 78, kablamo."
There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear."
When people found out he shot a lawyer his popularity is now at 92%"
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Anybody who hunts knows better than to fire off a shot without being sure of the target.
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